can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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