Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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