is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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