I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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