I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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