I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
