its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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