Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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