I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want her autograph on my taint
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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