Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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