Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
