I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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