we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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