did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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