he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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