you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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