So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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