I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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