i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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