I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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