Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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