Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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