May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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