is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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