Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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