:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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