there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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