u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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