The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can Purell be used as lube?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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