I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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