My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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