just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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