i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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