Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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