so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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