i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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