I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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