I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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