can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Let's get the cat blown out
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
