That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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