Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
it's like iHOP with fire
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So much rum. So many feels.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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