bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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