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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.

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  I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.

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• (530): View more from California

  It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  "reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store

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• (951): View more from California

  My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.

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• (909): View more from California

  Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  It was awful. He had a wife

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  And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!

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