I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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