So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She bit a glass in half.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
why is half of my head shaved?
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