The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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