i just had sex bonerless
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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