Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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