I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
