Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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