i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.