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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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