I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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