Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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