found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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