But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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