is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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